Finally!! Something every man needs...

Brave Rifles · 01-22-2011, 06:03 PM

YouTube - The women Language Translator - Manslator

Kev Longino · 01-22-2011, 10:49 PM

ROFLMAO!

Too damn true, unfortunately

ActionMan · 01-22-2011, 11:52 PM

Excellent! Even after XX years' experience with women, I still have absolutely NO idea what the hell they mean, so I'd buy one.

It would be great if they did a 'twofer' with this handy remote control:

GERMANSOLDIER MP44 · 01-23-2011, 02:32 AM

LOL thats too funny.

winius · 01-23-2011, 08:41 AM

Where can I buy one?

battlezone · 01-23-2011, 03:38 PM

Priceless!

M.

Glimturen · 01-29-2011, 11:08 PM

Really funny! Unfortunately I believe the "Fem logic processing chip" to be a male dream. With the high risk of offending female members, the fems do just not appear to be logic to any male.
Glimturen

Pickelhaube · 05-08-2014, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ActionMan

Excellent! Even after XX years' experience with women, I still have absolutely NO idea what the hell they mean, so I'd buy one.

It would be great if they did a 'twofer' with this handy remote control:

I to need one of these !!!

M37M880 · 05-08-2014, 07:04 PM

I tried the "mute" button on the TV remote and pointed it at my wife last week. The bump on my head has almost gone.

Charlie

pzrwest · 05-09-2014, 01:19 PM

One time when getting a medical report for my truck drivers permit the dr did a test on my hearing. He walked to the other side of the room and whispered something and then asked what he said. I responded with the correct reply then I asked him why I heard every word he said but there are times when my wife was sitting next to me and I didn't hear a word she said and he replied ...."you have that problem too!!!"... called selective hearing or tuning out

johkaz · 05-09-2014, 06:52 PM

Hi,

This is an interesting article about why we do not listen to women.

http://webcenters.netscape.compuserv...eak/womenspeak

Bottom line: Men have to work harder deciphering what women are saying because they use the auditory part of the brain that processes music, not human voices. Men's brains are not designed to listen to women's voices. It's not the pitch of the woman's voice, but rather the vibration and number of sound waves that cause the problem, notes Discovery News.

Gary

Sourdoh · 05-09-2014, 06:56 PM

Yeah. The old "point the remote and push MUTE" is sure ticket to "I've got a headache" city! Depending on the woman, it might also get you a ride in an ambulance!

panzerwerk · 05-09-2014, 07:12 PM

Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

pzrwest · 05-10-2014, 01:15 PM

Right on Panzerwerk

thetrainman41 · 05-10-2014, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ActionMan

Excellent! Even after XX years' experience with women, I still have absolutely NO idea what the hell they mean, so I'd buy one.

It would be great if they did a 'twofer' with this handy remote control:

hello,
that looks like a transmitter my friend!!!
whats the price on it!!!
I like the shop buttons is it with friends not with me!?
kind regards,

01-22-2011, 06:03 PM	#1
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01-22-2011, 10:49 PM	#2
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01-22-2011, 11:52 PM	#3
ActionMan Battalion Commander Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Territories, Hong Kong Posts: 1,641	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... Excellent! Even after XX years' experience with women, I still have absolutely NO idea what the hell they mean, so I'd buy one. It would be great if they did a 'twofer' with this handy remote control: __________________ "The term 'hero' is overused in contemporary commentary; take a moment to reflect on Private Martin Bell". Lt. Col. Andrew Harrison, Officer Commanding, 2 Para

01-23-2011, 02:32 AM	#4
GERMANSOLDIER MP44 Sniper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Syracuse, New york Posts: 132	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... LOL thats too funny. __________________ War, War never changes.

01-23-2011, 08:41 AM	#5
winius Sniper Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hoogezand Nederland Posts: 101	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... Where can I buy one? __________________ Johannes -

01-23-2011, 03:38 PM	#6
battlezone Battalion Commander Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: ohio Posts: 1,343	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... Priceless! M.

01-29-2011, 11:08 PM	#7
Glimturen Sniper Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 187	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... Really funny! Unfortunately I believe the "Fem logic processing chip" to be a male dream. With the high risk of offending female members, the fems do just not appear to be logic to any male. Glimturen

05-08-2014, 07:04 PM	#9
M37M880 Company Commander Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Jersey Posts: 898	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... I tried the "mute" button on the TV remote and pointed it at my wife last week. The bump on my head has almost gone. Charlie __________________ "I hid big dings wid da hamma"

05-09-2014, 01:19 PM	#10
pzrwest Brigade Commander Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cardiff Ontario Canada Posts: 4,012	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... One time when getting a medical report for my truck drivers permit the dr did a test on my hearing. He walked to the other side of the room and whispered something and then asked what he said. I responded with the correct reply then I asked him why I heard every word he said but there are times when my wife was sitting next to me and I didn't hear a word she said and he replied ...."you have that problem too!!!"... called selective hearing or tuning out __________________

05-09-2014, 06:52 PM	#11
johkaz Battalion Commander Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: West Sussex Posts: 1,193	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... Hi, This is an interesting article about why we do not listen to women. http://webcenters.netscape.compuserv...eak/womenspeak Bottom line: Men have to work harder deciphering what women are saying because they use the auditory part of the brain that processes music, not human voices. Men's brains are not designed to listen to women's voices. It's not the pitch of the woman's voice, but rather the vibration and number of sound waves that cause the problem, notes Discovery News. Gary __________________ This hobby is not an obsession... I can give it up at any time!

05-09-2014, 06:56 PM	#12
Sourdoh Battalion Commander Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Peoria, AZ, USA Posts: 1,460	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... Yeah. The old "point the remote and push MUTE" is sure ticket to "I've got a headache" city! Depending on the woman, it might also get you a ride in an ambulance! __________________ Never Ask Permission. Only Forgiveness Visit my website: http://www.sourdoh.com/

05-09-2014, 07:12 PM	#13
panzerwerk Division Commander Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 6,153	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... Distinction between Guts and Balls To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. __________________ "It's a Space Peanut"

05-10-2014, 01:15 PM	#14
pzrwest Brigade Commander Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cardiff Ontario Canada Posts: 4,012	Re: Finally!! Something every man needs... Right on Panzerwerk __________________

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