Johnny Canuck
Battalion Commander
The Ottawa 1/6 2007 SAG Halloween Dio
The Zombies return
Gut evenningg every body! Well it's that time of year again and Death and her Zombie hordes arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Hal7017
Just inside the border of the fatherland in the quaint little village of Daskreepyklienenburg the annual Harvest Festival is in full swing. But, what's this, it's being interrupted by some manner of beast unknown to these parts for hundreds of years.
Hal7001
Death has rallied her forces over the past year and prepares to launch her Zombie hordes on the unsuspecting mortals of this remote village. Revenge for last years rout is first on her mind and she intends to succeed, plunging the world into darkness. sorrow and despair. As the hallowed eve approaches her forces rise from their clammy confines to begin wreaking havac amongst the poor mortal souls of the living world.
Hal7014
This year The Grim Reaper has trained her hordes and acquired some air support. The smell of fresh blood and brains draws her rabble together as they prepare to turn the Harvest Festival into their own little private party.
Hal7021
The Wicked Witch of the West has joined up and will help with recon until the moon is full and she must attend to other chores. She needed a break from boiling down toads brains for her potions and powders anyways.
Hal7003
A unit from the local garrison has just arrived to participate in the annual Harvest Festival Parade and are left with mouths agape as they enter the village.
Hal7012
All manner of ungodly creatures are rising from the earth and letting out a shrill cry thats sends shivers down the spine of even the bravest soul.
Hal7023
The Grim Reaper has harvested many souls over the past year and throws all she has into her new campaign.
Hal7022
The wretched souls of the dead are more than willing to do Deaths bidding for a free meal.
Hal7020
The local Party leader is confused by the presence of these uninvited guests and wonders whether he should ask them for their papers or run like hell!
Hal7027
The local garrison troops don't know what to make of these beasts.
"Usually I see nuthing, but now I sink I see somesing!"
Hal7029
Mien Gott und himmel vas ist this? What is this ungodly horde? Dis can't be happening!
Hal7031
Vat are you yelling about Kurt, deese are just das local children having some Halloween fun Ya Ya. Und vee can't leave in a hurry anyvays cause, oh I'm such a doomkopf, I forgetten to fillen zee tank mit petrol und ve're stuck in zee mud anyways..
Hal7030
Schicklegruber who always loves a parade is starting to have bad thoughts about the outcome of this little excursion.
Hal7033
Kurt Dorr quickly organizes a skirmish line, ordering Carlos and Billy Berlin to lay down covering fire as he organizes the evacuation of the women and children. He mentions to Dieter that his ass is grass for forgetting the gas if they make it out of here alive!
Hal7038
With the civilians out of harms way Kurt returns to to aid his fellow troopers.
Hal7049
Just in time too as the Zombie assualt is gaining momentum and threatens to overrun Kurts meager force.
Hal7065
The Zombies attack is relentless and Kurt, Carlos and Billy Berlin are slowly pushed back.
Hal7053
Death moves closer to savour her up coming victory over that despicable human Kurt Dorr who helped send her back to Hades last year.
Hal7069
"Ah! Revenge it's so sweet" she screeches!
Hal7071
I see nothing, but, I feel something!
Hal7054
Pandamonium ensues as Zombies drop left and right, Kurt, Carlos and Billy Berlin fight a ferocious rearguard and are almost out of ammo when ...............................
Hal7063
Sgt. Steve Deans of the 7th Recon 17th Duke of Yorks Royal Canadian Hussars appears in rhe distance. He's part of the squadron escorting the Zombie Patrol and Professor Scully of the Petrolium Research Branch.
Hal7042
Hal7046
The Zombie Patrol was sent into the area after intelligence was received about rumblings from Valhalla that required further investigation.
Hal7057
Professor Scully was in the area testing the new Bren Ronson and has offered to assist in eradicating any undead found in the area.
Hal7055
Hal7059
The reinforcements arrived just in time and the battle for our mortal souls continued into the evening.
Hal7074
Kurt sends a burst skyward and takes out The Reapers Airforce.
Hal7076
The fight rages on into the night with civilians running pellmell through the darkness, but the line holds.
Hal7080
As the Zombie Patrol and the Hussars attack the flanks Kurt, Carlos and Billy Berlin hold the centre, bullets fly through the darkness and the tide seems to be turn in their favour.
Hal7082
For their heroic deeds that night the FSSF and the Zombie Patrol awarded Kurt, Carlos and Billy Berlin their highest medal for bravery., the citation read, " for conspicous courage in the face of inpending doom their actions saved the lives of numerous civilians and basically saved the day" Billy Berlin was overhead in the midst of the fray remarking, "I love this shit!"
Hal7083
Death seeing her forces slowly pushed back howled like a banshee and commanded her forces to finally overwhelm the mortal opposition.
Hal7087
With a final surge the Zombies renewed their efforts to overrun the mortals and make a feast of their brains.
Hal7085
At that moment the Zombie Patrol and the Hussars opened up laying down a wither hail of lead.
Hal7096
The Zombie Patrol lets loose with the 50 and Zombies are dropping like flies.
Hal7098
Professer Scully began an advance into town dropping Zombies left and right with a blasts from her new machine. It seemed quite effective at helping beat the forces of evil back to whence they had come.
FTHAL07007
Winston lets a fly with a burst from his Tommy gun and catches the Grim Reaper square in the chest, "Take that you old hag" he was heard to remark, " those silver bullets hurt eh!"
Hal7097
The Grim Reaper writhing in agony from the impact of the 1/2 inch silver slugs transforms into her original form and returns to Hades vowing to return next year for a rematch. Her ungodly hoard follows wailing like banshees as they are banished to the depths of depravity.
Hal7109
As the clock strikes midnight an eerie calm desends over the battlefield, the hoards of undead have been vanguished once again,
But they will be back!
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Hal7073
Well that's it for this year. Pvt Snafu, Johnny Canuck and with technical complications from General Specific ( the autolumonic moronic head guy) we would like to take this opportunity to thank you and SAG for the chance to do this.
Thanks guys
Now go scare the crap out of the kiddies! JC
The Zombies return
Gut evenningg every body! Well it's that time of year again and Death and her Zombie hordes arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Hal7017
Just inside the border of the fatherland in the quaint little village of Daskreepyklienenburg the annual Harvest Festival is in full swing. But, what's this, it's being interrupted by some manner of beast unknown to these parts for hundreds of years.
Hal7001
Death has rallied her forces over the past year and prepares to launch her Zombie hordes on the unsuspecting mortals of this remote village. Revenge for last years rout is first on her mind and she intends to succeed, plunging the world into darkness. sorrow and despair. As the hallowed eve approaches her forces rise from their clammy confines to begin wreaking havac amongst the poor mortal souls of the living world.
Hal7014
This year The Grim Reaper has trained her hordes and acquired some air support. The smell of fresh blood and brains draws her rabble together as they prepare to turn the Harvest Festival into their own little private party.
Hal7021
The Wicked Witch of the West has joined up and will help with recon until the moon is full and she must attend to other chores. She needed a break from boiling down toads brains for her potions and powders anyways.
Hal7003
A unit from the local garrison has just arrived to participate in the annual Harvest Festival Parade and are left with mouths agape as they enter the village.
Hal7012
All manner of ungodly creatures are rising from the earth and letting out a shrill cry thats sends shivers down the spine of even the bravest soul.
Hal7023
The Grim Reaper has harvested many souls over the past year and throws all she has into her new campaign.
Hal7022
The wretched souls of the dead are more than willing to do Deaths bidding for a free meal.
Hal7020
The local Party leader is confused by the presence of these uninvited guests and wonders whether he should ask them for their papers or run like hell!
Hal7027
The local garrison troops don't know what to make of these beasts.
"Usually I see nuthing, but now I sink I see somesing!"
Hal7029
Mien Gott und himmel vas ist this? What is this ungodly horde? Dis can't be happening!
Hal7031
Vat are you yelling about Kurt, deese are just das local children having some Halloween fun Ya Ya. Und vee can't leave in a hurry anyvays cause, oh I'm such a doomkopf, I forgetten to fillen zee tank mit petrol und ve're stuck in zee mud anyways..
Hal7030
Schicklegruber who always loves a parade is starting to have bad thoughts about the outcome of this little excursion.
Hal7033
Kurt Dorr quickly organizes a skirmish line, ordering Carlos and Billy Berlin to lay down covering fire as he organizes the evacuation of the women and children. He mentions to Dieter that his ass is grass for forgetting the gas if they make it out of here alive!
Hal7038
With the civilians out of harms way Kurt returns to to aid his fellow troopers.
Hal7049
Just in time too as the Zombie assualt is gaining momentum and threatens to overrun Kurts meager force.
Hal7065
The Zombies attack is relentless and Kurt, Carlos and Billy Berlin are slowly pushed back.
Hal7053
Death moves closer to savour her up coming victory over that despicable human Kurt Dorr who helped send her back to Hades last year.
Hal7069
"Ah! Revenge it's so sweet" she screeches!
Hal7071
I see nothing, but, I feel something!
Hal7054
Pandamonium ensues as Zombies drop left and right, Kurt, Carlos and Billy Berlin fight a ferocious rearguard and are almost out of ammo when ...............................
Hal7063
Sgt. Steve Deans of the 7th Recon 17th Duke of Yorks Royal Canadian Hussars appears in rhe distance. He's part of the squadron escorting the Zombie Patrol and Professor Scully of the Petrolium Research Branch.
Hal7042
Hal7046
The Zombie Patrol was sent into the area after intelligence was received about rumblings from Valhalla that required further investigation.
Hal7057
Professor Scully was in the area testing the new Bren Ronson and has offered to assist in eradicating any undead found in the area.
Hal7055
Hal7059
The reinforcements arrived just in time and the battle for our mortal souls continued into the evening.
Hal7074
Kurt sends a burst skyward and takes out The Reapers Airforce.
Hal7076
The fight rages on into the night with civilians running pellmell through the darkness, but the line holds.
Hal7080
As the Zombie Patrol and the Hussars attack the flanks Kurt, Carlos and Billy Berlin hold the centre, bullets fly through the darkness and the tide seems to be turn in their favour.
Hal7082
For their heroic deeds that night the FSSF and the Zombie Patrol awarded Kurt, Carlos and Billy Berlin their highest medal for bravery., the citation read, " for conspicous courage in the face of inpending doom their actions saved the lives of numerous civilians and basically saved the day" Billy Berlin was overhead in the midst of the fray remarking, "I love this shit!"
Hal7083
Death seeing her forces slowly pushed back howled like a banshee and commanded her forces to finally overwhelm the mortal opposition.
Hal7087
With a final surge the Zombies renewed their efforts to overrun the mortals and make a feast of their brains.
Hal7085
At that moment the Zombie Patrol and the Hussars opened up laying down a wither hail of lead.
Hal7096
The Zombie Patrol lets loose with the 50 and Zombies are dropping like flies.
Hal7098
Professer Scully began an advance into town dropping Zombies left and right with a blasts from her new machine. It seemed quite effective at helping beat the forces of evil back to whence they had come.
FTHAL07007
Winston lets a fly with a burst from his Tommy gun and catches the Grim Reaper square in the chest, "Take that you old hag" he was heard to remark, " those silver bullets hurt eh!"
Hal7097
The Grim Reaper writhing in agony from the impact of the 1/2 inch silver slugs transforms into her original form and returns to Hades vowing to return next year for a rematch. Her ungodly hoard follows wailing like banshees as they are banished to the depths of depravity.
Hal7109
As the clock strikes midnight an eerie calm desends over the battlefield, the hoards of undead have been vanguished once again,
But they will be back!
Hal7073
Well that's it for this year. Pvt Snafu, Johnny Canuck and with technical complications from General Specific ( the autolumonic moronic head guy) we would like to take this opportunity to thank you and SAG for the chance to do this.
Thanks guys
Now go scare the crap out of the kiddies! JC
