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Old 01-22-2011, 06:03 PM   #1
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Finally!! Something every man needs...

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Old 01-22-2011, 10:49 PM   #2
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

ROFLMAO!

Too damn true, unfortunately
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Old 01-22-2011, 11:52 PM   #3
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

Excellent! Even after XX years' experience with women, I still have absolutely NO idea what the hell they mean, so I'd buy one.

It would be great if they did a 'twofer' with this handy remote control:

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Old 01-23-2011, 02:32 AM   #4
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

LOL thats too funny.
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Old 01-23-2011, 08:41 AM   #5
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

Where can I buy one?
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Old 01-23-2011, 03:38 PM   #6
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Priceless!

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Old 01-29-2011, 11:08 PM   #7
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

Really funny! Unfortunately I believe the "Fem logic processing chip" to be a male dream. With the high risk of offending female members, the fems do just not appear to be logic to any male.
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Old 05-08-2014, 03:24 PM   #8
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

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Excellent! Even after XX years' experience with women, I still have absolutely NO idea what the hell they mean, so I'd buy one.

It would be great if they did a 'twofer' with this handy remote control:



I to need one of these !!!
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Old 05-08-2014, 07:04 PM   #9
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

I tried the "mute" button on the TV remote and pointed it at my wife last week. The bump on my head has almost gone.
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Old 05-09-2014, 01:19 PM   #10
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

One time when getting a medical report for my truck drivers permit the dr did a test on my hearing. He walked to the other side of the room and whispered something and then asked what he said. I responded with the correct reply then I asked him why I heard every word he said but there are times when my wife was sitting next to me and I didn't hear a word she said and he replied ...."you have that problem too!!!"... called selective hearing or tuning out
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Old 05-09-2014, 06:52 PM   #11
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

Hi,

This is an interesting article about why we do not listen to women.

http://webcenters.netscape.compuserv...eak/womenspeak

Bottom line: Men have to work harder deciphering what women are saying because they use the auditory part of the brain that processes music, not human voices. Men's brains are not designed to listen to women's voices. It's not the pitch of the woman's voice, but rather the vibration and number of sound waves that cause the problem, notes Discovery News.

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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

Yeah. The old "point the remote and push MUTE" is sure ticket to "I've got a headache" city! Depending on the woman, it might also get you a ride in an ambulance!
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Old 05-09-2014, 07:12 PM   #13
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.
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Old 05-10-2014, 01:15 PM   #14
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Right on Panzerwerk
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Old 05-10-2014, 02:04 PM   #15
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Re: Finally!! Something every man needs...

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Excellent! Even after XX years' experience with women, I still have absolutely NO idea what the hell they mean, so I'd buy one.

It would be great if they did a 'twofer' with this handy remote control:

hello,
that looks like a transmitter my friend!!!
whats the price on it!!!
I like the shop buttons is it with friends not with me!?
kind regards,
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